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The Work-from-Home-Polka

Showbiz Awards

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Punk Reindeer

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Giant slug attacks a city

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Check out this new store."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Volcaniax

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Music & Gym'

Gangsta wrap.

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

Robert Burns

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man