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Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

Punk Reindeer

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Volcaniax

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Robbie Williams

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Music for car stereos

'Music & Gym'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Gangsta wrap.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Music Freak.

Robert Burns

Rock & Roll

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."