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"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Reese Witherspoon

Giant slug attacks a city

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Music Freak.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Rock & Roll

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

cat singing into microphone

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'