Melody Maniac Gifts

'Music & Gym'

Conservatoire

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Four children playing the flute.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Guitar Man.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Ringo releases his latest record.

Popera!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Hacksaw Violin.

Musical Note Nail

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Santa Metal Claus

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'I think he is a composer.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.