Manga Maniac Pillows

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Spell checker!'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Volcaniax

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."