Medal Maniacs Pillows

Golden Egg.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Champions biting their medals

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Bradley Wiggins

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"What's next?"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'