Collecting Loyalty Cards Pillows

'Of course I have your loyalty card - I'm loyal to every casino in town.'

Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Cards Galore.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Greeting Cards

'Look closer -- the get-well card IS your insurance payment.'

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Invent Sales Day

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

A dinosaur looks into a mailbox