Business Card Collector Pillows

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

Don't turn your first networking meeting into a sales pitch

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Good meeting you, too. Do you have a business card?'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Well, gentleman, all our divisions have done well - except one.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"Seriously? You don't need to leave a card when you do your business on somebody's front lawn! That's not what a 'Business Card' is for..."

"Make a lot of money."

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Reindeer

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark