Cabinet Card Collector Pillows

"Congratulations, Henderson. I've decided to make you, 'Minister in charge of cock-ups'."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Santa called but you were out!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Card shark

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Never date a medical illustrator.

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Greeting Cards

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Home Business - Business Cards.