Yearbook Collector Gifts

"Sign my yearbook?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Yearbook

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'A is for Arse.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Dog Calenders.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter