Yearbook Collector Gifts

"Sign my yearbook?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Yearbook

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"I have an app for that."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Theory A Day Calendar.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

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