Yearbook Nostalgist Gifts

"Most Likely To Have A Spouse Go On Antidepressants"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

The Paper Route

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Rapunzel as a child.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Santa delivering newspapers

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

North Korea High

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