Book Nostalgists Gifts

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Click on 'new book smell'."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

Church in the year 2035.

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Subway Series

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

Things are changing back like the old days!

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

The Grave of the Manuscript

"Most Likely To Have A Spouse Go On Antidepressants"