Book Nostalgists Gifts

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Click on 'new book smell'."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

Church in the year 2035.

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

In the Year 2525

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Subway Series

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

Things are changing back like the old days!

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

The Grave of the Manuscript

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."