Paper Nostalgist Gifts

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Santa delivering newspapers

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'