Note Nostalgist Gifts

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

The King In The Rain.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Santa delivering newspapers