Note Nostalgist Pillows

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

Art Garfunkel.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Neil Young

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

The King In The Rain.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Horton hears The Who!"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'