Print Nostalgist Pillows

"I'll never forget you."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Paper Route

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

I remember when the only social networking site you could access at work was the water cooler!

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

Santa delivering newspapers

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

In the Year 2525

I'm worried about your circulation, Mr. Fusco. Frankly, doc, I've been worried about it ever since we got dropped by the New York Daily News.

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."