Email Nostalgist Pillows

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'I'm researching old Matlock episodes too.'

'I don't know what was more traumatic: cutting the umbilical cord or the land line.'

"Can I call you back, I'm in a bad place at the moment."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

Subway Series

"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

Things are changing back like the old days!

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

'He was 'Chuck' when we married, and I'd hoped by 40, he'd become 'Charles', but as he's aged, he's more & more 'Charlie'.'

"Sorry I'm late for the video meeting, I have dial up."

"Internet's down."

Post Office: 'I hate it when they E-mail to complain!'