Nickname Nostalgist Pillows

'He was 'Chuck' when we married, and I'd hoped by 40, he'd become 'Charles', but as he's aged, he's more & more 'Charlie'.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

Victorian mother and daughter.

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

'I'm researching old Matlock episodes too.'

The Too-Much Information Age: 'Sure I've googled myself, not that it's any of your business...I mean who hasn't? But that's not what it was called when I was a kid...'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

Reverting to his childhood nickname made Mr. Cleaver seem more approachable.

Things are changing back like the old days!

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

"Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?"

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

The Grave of the Manuscript

Lucus A Non Lucendo.