Nickname Nostalgist Pillows

'He was 'Chuck' when we married, and I'd hoped by 40, he'd become 'Charles', but as he's aged, he's more & more 'Charlie'.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Victorian mother and daughter.

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

'I'm researching old Matlock episodes too.'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

Reverting to his childhood nickname made Mr. Cleaver seem more approachable.

"Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?"

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

Things are changing back like the old days!

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Lucus A Non Lucendo.

The Grave of the Manuscript

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life has been a bitter disappointment."