Newspaper Nostalgist Pillows

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

Santa delivering newspapers

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

The Paper Route

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"Damned times smells of rotisserie chicken again!"

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Paper Boy

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Man Readig Paper

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

Things are changing back like the old days!

The Solid Gold Dancers,

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."