Newspaper Nostalgist Pillows

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

Santa delivering newspapers

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

The Paper Route

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

I'm worried about your circulation, Mr. Fusco. Frankly, doc, I've been worried about it ever since we got dropped by the New York Daily News.

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"Damned times smells of rotisserie chicken again!"

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"I'll never forget you."

Paper Boy

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Man Readig Paper

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

'The picture's snowy.'

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?