Newspaper Nostalgic Pillows

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Man Readig Paper

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Paper Boy

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Al's computer salvage.

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Santa delivering newspapers

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.