News Nostalgia Pillows

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

The Paper Route

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'It is too snowing!'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Paper Boy

Old and new technologies

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'It's called a digital watch.'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"I could never go wireless."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

Al's computer salvage.

Man Readig Paper

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Wireless Access Here.

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Santa delivering newspapers

The first book signing.

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.