Newspaper Nostalgic Gifts

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Man Readig Paper

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Paper Boy

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Al's computer salvage.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Santa delivering newspapers

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'