Newspaper Nostalgia Gifts

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

The paper boy comes to collect and you had better pay up. Colour

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

Paper Boy

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Man Readig Paper

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

Decline of the newspaper Stand

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

I'm worried about your circulation, Mr. Fusco. Frankly, doc, I've been worried about it ever since we got dropped by the New York Daily News.