Newspaper Nostalgia Gifts

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

The paper boy comes to collect and you had better pay up. Colour

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

The Paper Route

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Paper Boy

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Man Readig Paper

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'

"Poor guy is saddled with total recall. He remembers everything the New York Times has printed in the last 45 years."

Decline of the newspaper Stand

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."