Nostalgic Newspaper Lover Gifts

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Paper Boy

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Print Suicide

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Click on 'new book smell'."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

They met at a Book Club.

Man Readig Paper

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.