Nostalgic Newspaper Lover Gifts

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Paper Route

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Paper Boy

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Click on 'new book smell'."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

They met at a Book Club.

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

Man Readig Paper

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'