Note-passing Nostalgist Gifts

'It is not necessary for you to write 'From the Desk of Benjamin' on all of your homework assignments.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

The Paper Route

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

The King In The Rain.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Santa delivering newspapers

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!