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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Bring out yer books!'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'E-books?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

Two Generations of Readers

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'A is for Arse.'

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"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"I have an app for that."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

You trip on it, you buy it.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

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