Playbook Collectors Pillows

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'E-books?'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."