Playbook Collectors Pillows

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Divine Desk Bins

'E-books?'

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.