Paperback Enthusiast Mugs

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

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Books*. *Batteries not included.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Yea Olde Book Store Featuring Works on Paper

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Bring out yer books!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Two Generations of Readers

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"