Kindle Fan Gifts

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought it off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Dating an English Major

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Romance

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'Bront?saurus.'

Eugene Ionesco

Adam and Eve Arrested

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."