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I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Dating an English Major

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Romance

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Bront?saurus.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Eugene Ionesco

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."