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'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"And this is the electronic version."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'You were a book all along.'

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Modern Studying

"Wake up."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'He's in the library.'

Penfriend

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

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'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"I've created a supplement to the Nook. I call it the Cranny."

A dog sits at her typwriter

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"