E-reader Fan Pillows

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'

"And this is the electronic version."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'You were a book all along.'

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Modern Studying

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Wake up."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Good egg, bad egg.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

News Hourglass

Penfriend

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Ask Us About Gift Wrapping

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'He's in the library.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

Sandy Eggo.

"I've created a supplement to the Nook. I call it the Cranny."