Consumer Electronics Fan Pillows

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"It appears you have a virus."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"And this is the electronic version."

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Remote Toaster

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

Microphone Feedback

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"