Consumer Electronics Fan Prints

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"It appears you have a virus."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Remote Toaster

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

"And this is the electronic version."

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

Microphone Feedback

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

Wow. Is your heartbeat in stereo? It's actually beyond stereo, doctor. You should get yourself a quadrophonic stethoscope!

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!