Graphics Fan Pillows

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Time Machine Collision

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"It appears you have a virus."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Pinochio's Computer

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'I believe you were first.'

"Wake up."

Chess Halloween

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Computers: In and Obsolete.