Retro Computer Fan Pillows

Pinochio's Computer

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Connecting to the Cloud.