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'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Wolf Karaoke

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Dating an English Major

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Two Generations of Readers

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'