Vintage Computer Fan Gifts

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

'All I did for him, and he just dumped me for new media.'

Early Computer Hackers.

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Drive in movies.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Christmas TV...

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Night Life: L.A.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

John Laurie

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Pinochio's Computer

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy