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Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

'All I did for him, and he just dumped me for new media.'

Early Computer Hackers.

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Drive in movies.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Night Life: L.A.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Pinochio's Computer

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Dauber Micawber'

'Our limo's here.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"