Vintage Office Supplies Fan Gifts

'We relieved stress the old fashioned ways... slamming down a real telephone, stealing reams of carbon paper, sniffing white correction fluid...'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Christmas TV...

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

Night Life: L.A.

John Laurie

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"