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'We relieved stress the old fashioned ways... slamming down a real telephone, stealing reams of carbon paper, sniffing white correction fluid...'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

Night Life: L.A.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"