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Useless Eraser Inspector

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Rubik's Cubicle

'We relieved stress the old fashioned ways... slamming down a real telephone, stealing reams of carbon paper, sniffing white correction fluid...'

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

"I want to meet with my company. How soon can you make a conference table for 10,000 employees?"

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

Run out and get me some lunch.

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

"The boss truly has an open door policy."

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

'Almost, Cranston. You came in a close second to the coffee maker.'