Desk Toy Fan Pillows

Rubik's Cubicle

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Jack in the Box

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Winter in the City

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Hooks R Us.

Dog with chew toy.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"I'm a little worried about that non-executive director we chose."

'Can I have a glass of water?'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

Run out and get me some lunch.

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

Useless Eraser Inspector