Handwriting Fan Pillows

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Well la de da. . .

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'This guy is really good!'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"His prose is so muscular."

Alberto Giacometti.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Wake up."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Penfriend

Frederick Robinson

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'