Printing Novelty Fan Pillows

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Pampered Pets.

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Stick Bandit

Missing Sock

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

News Hourglass

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

It says he invented super glue.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Freak Accident Specialist

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'The first version of the Trojan horse was a complete disaster.'

'Yeah, you're right, your name and address do seem to be written here... But, like you, I can't read, so I can't help you get back home...'