Large Print Fan Pillows

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

News Hourglass

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Portrait Gallery

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Life Drawing Class

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

Sleepy cat

The end is near.

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

"They grow so fast."

School. It looks like this report card came out of a 3-D printer!

"His desk was too big for his office. He wasn't about to cut it."

A man holding a giant glass of wine