Fine Print Fan Pillows

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Mine's camper."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Smart Arse Meter

Nouveau wine

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

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Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Munch Master.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Wake up."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."