Intricate Detail Fan Pillows

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"The overthinker"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

About the potter.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"We're out of flowers."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

"He's at that awkward age."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Factominiums."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Stainglass Windows '33

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'A Dust Cow'.

Jazz Bagpipes

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

Tapped Tree