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Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The overthinker"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

About the potter.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"We're out of flowers."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."

"Factominiums."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Jazz Bagpipes

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

Tapped Tree

'A Dust Cow'.

"Love the exposed chessboard."