Funny Letter Fan Gifts

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"We think it had something to do with love."

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

Penfriend

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Countess writes a love letter

Love by e-mail.

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

'It's THEM!'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

The importance of having your Is tested.