Funny Print Fan Gifts

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Edvard Grieg

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Antler Buzzers.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

"I bagged a couple of ducks and a drone."

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.

Accountant Peacock