Funny Poster Fan Gifts

'It saves me the trouble of constantly reminding myself what's my motvation.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Edvard Grieg

If all else fails, give up.

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During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'Oh, yeah! I'm a bigger waste of tax payer money than you!'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

"...contact his HMO about switching to a generic prescription!"

Hug someone you love today.

Fish caught on a hook.

"We call it the iPlod and it allows you to carry your whole music library around with you!"

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

Walka Walka

Pirated music

Man smiles at a machine that has a low camera sign: Your Weight And Naughty Picture.

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

Cat flap 1

'A thousand dollars ! - he looks worth every penny of it'.

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

"...And how much overweight were those mice?"

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

Distracted on the Elevator.

The One Way Ride - Medicare

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost $5,000.'

"Community Board."

Boris Johnson.